Monday, January 18, 2010

I love to play Fashion Police !

Chloe Sevigny took home her award in Maria Grazia Chiuri and Pier Paolo Piccioli's Spring 2010 Valentino. On Chloe, it all works. Such a muted tone could wash someone out, but her sleek hair and makeup really compliment the hue because she has a bit of a tan.


Rose Byrne in her Lanvin Dress with a Neil Lane diamond flower brooch on her dress. The best purple dress that night. She looks exquisite!

Julianne Moore in Bulgari's High Jewelry Collection. 18kt yellow gold and 18kt white gold earrings with two pear-shaped emeralds, two round brilliant cut diamonds, round brilliant cut diamonds and baguette diamonds.

Drew Barrymore in Atelier Versace, great fit, strangely wonderful.

Kate Winslet wore a dark blue Atelier Yves Saint Laurent dress. Very her, but she always wears the same style and sometimes that makes her look older. She is only 34. Relax Kate, enjoy being young!

Jennifer Aniston showed off her toned body in a daring Valentino gown. Sleek, very 'american' in the way that she makes it look kind of sporty. Men love these kind of dresses I have experienced. You look pulled together without being fussy or stuffy, you can move and eat and have a good time while flaunting your best assets.


Jaime Pressly in a pale gold Kevan Hall, she is steaming hot without looking cheap. Pleasant surprise, I am impressed.

Julia Roberts snubbed couture for a vintage Yves Saint Laurent jersey dress but looks too casual and should have worn a bra. But whatever, she is always so beautiful so it is a pass.

Unique vintage necklace from the Van Cleef & Arpels Private Collection. The sautoir with statement pendant was made in 1972 and is comprised of 29 citrines surrounded by diamonds set in 18 kt yellow gold. Perfect for her rich Hippie Look that she so loves.

Cameron Diaz in a red Alexander McQueen. Stunning and no jewellery. Like.

Glenn Close in Oscar de la Renta. Cool, calm, collected and understated. Love.

Penelope Cruz went for a black fishtail Giorgio Armani Prive lace gown. She just loves her Flamenco style gowns and they look good on her. And as usual, she is channeling Sofia Loren. Looks amazing, but I would love to see her in some color next time.
Christina Hendricks in a ruffled Christian Siriano gown. More ruffles, boobs as big as her head, peachy... sounds bad but she worked it. Hope she didn't give the men at the event heart attacks. She is awesome!

Elisabetta Canalis in Roberto Cavalli. Nice, pretty, okay... but nothing to write home about, a predictable choice. Real issue here is that dated tattoo, probably she got the inspiration from watching Pamela Anderson in Baywatch in the early 90's. Reminds me why I never would get such visible ink. George, pay for that Tattoo Laser Removal!

Heidi Klum in a lilac Roberto Cavalli mermaid dress. Mumsy and dated.
Jennifer Garner looking svelte in sparkly Atelier Versace. Lots of beige,dress probably looks better up close.

Halle Berry showed off her figure in a black KaufmanFranco gown. I don't like the straining in the chest area, but that is what probably made her like the dress. Beautiful woman, but the dress is not the chicest.

Fergie in a strapless lilac Elie Saab gown. Mutton dressed as lamb. She makes the dress look quite inexpensive and I would love to see her with her hair tied back for once since it always looks greasy. My God, I am such a B****h !
Cher's lace-up front Gothic gown is beyond good or bad, it is just Cher as we all know her and love. At least she has her trademark look.

Sigourney Weaver in a one-shoulder green gown. Great fit and color. Nothing too exciting here, but she looks elegant, festive and confident and the dress hugs her in all the right place. No lumps or bumps on her!

Zoe Saldana in ruffled maroon Louis Vuitton. The new Hollywood It-Girl in a tragic dress looks like it has been murdered by Jack the Ripper. Glam Factor Negative. Sack the Stylist!!!

Tina Fey with her black and grey Zac Posen prom dress. BAD!!! And the reason why... the dress is wearing her and she should be wearing the dress. Looks like she is trapped in some kind evil tropical flesh-eating flower. Too overwhelming of a dress for her small frame.

Diane Kruger opted for hot pink Christian Lacroix. Vavavoom! Hello Germany! She looks amazing in her dress, perfect for her proportions and the color is so lovely on a blonde. She glows and looks confident.

Kate Hudson in a structured white Marchesa gown. I think the dress is too contrived, she looks uncomfortable. Wrong kind of artsy. Looks like she tried to stuff her chest with toilet paper and all came out at the wrong moment. If I can see that, why didn't she?

Maggie Gyllenhaal in an origami-front RM by Roland Mouret siren gown. A modern take on a traditional style, fits Maggie like a glove and the color makes her look healthy and fresh. Like the idea of a flat ruffle.

A beautiful satin Nina Ricci dress on the wrong body. Nicole Kidman looks washed out and shapeless and she should have worn pasties.

1 comment:

little augury said...

You were kind actually! Cameron Diaz can do no wrong honestly, She was gorgeous last year and that red dress is killer. I loved January Jones look-a Lanvin dress (I had to blog about it) best black dress hands down.Check it out. Chloe, not sure..I think she ruined it when she screamed at the presenter- I can't believe you just ripped my dress!Love hearing your reviews. What is it with all the flouncy ruffles anyway? pgt